*AGGRESSIVELY PRESSES BUTTON*
What does you mean with “but”?!
BRING ALL OF THEM
‘To Harry Potter - the Boy Who Lived!’
THERE’S JUST A BRANCH IN MY EYE
MY EYES ARE JUST SWEATING, OH DON’T MIND ME
whoops. just chopped a heap of onions and mistook chilly sauce for the eye drops..
I am not a human I am a fountain
Can we talk about how everybody in this post is making excuses and then the last person is like “I’M NOT EVEN A HUMAN BEING THAT IS HOW HARD I AM CRYING.”
I have honestly never heard the word ‘dork’ used without it being affectionate
what the hell is up with that last gif though like wow tom you threw him out so hard he became steve
he became steve
I think dasher is me in every way
i feel you vixen
the fuck is wrong with blitzen
I reblogged this photoset already but idgaf this is my official Tumblr Christmas tradition.
1. Read the prompt
2. Decide you’d rather be doing anything else in the world besides writing your paper
3. Hours later, reluctantly start the paper
4. But then somehow get sucked into binge watching Netflix
5. Panic because you’ve now wasted hours and written less than a…
"I just want one Christmas where I’m not emotionally devastated."
this is my favourite post